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what jim ward wasn't on the road. he cannot be allowed out anywhere around human beings. >> jim ward thinks orly taitzs is hot. >> ooh! >> i was like oh, jim! all right. i'll tell you. here she is, my bff, jacki schechner. >> higher standards, people. good morning everyone. if you're a big, fat political geek like i am or interested in this particular election, it should be an interesting week ahead. president obama is in henderson nevada where he's practicing for the next couple of days. both the president and mitt romney's camps are trying to lower expectations so that if someone does particularly well, it will be an apparent surprise. we heard over the weekend that mitt romney is working on some hard-hitting one-liners because he has that well-timed sense of humor thing. here's the president in response to that news. >> i know folks in the media are speculating already on who's going to have the best zingers. governor romney is a good debater. >> not so sure if he's a good zinger. the presidential last deba
that the candidate's message has grown hazy. vowing to sharpen the campaign. it is going to be sharp, jim. >> like cheddar cheese. >> stephanie: one day it's a dog, then a rabbit, then a squirrel. this is what the campaign has become. [ laughter ] >> shiny thing. >> stephanie: moose, squirrel. [♪ mysterious music ♪] >> stephanie: i said this a couple of weeks ago. the campaign is going to consist of him pointing to objects. >> trees lakes, pancakes -- >> stephanie: clouds. he just said that last week. look at the clouds. >> chair. >> stephanie: chair. doughnut. >> ahhhhh. >> caveman lawyer. >> stephanie: and they told him stop talking about medicare and the budget -- just talk about your love of the outdoors. this is what we have gotten to. paul ryan going i like air, and so shoot things outside in the air. [ laughter ] >> here is the rifle i bought for my daughter. >> stephanie: i bought my 10-year-old daughter a rifle for christmas. >> rifles tend to have recoil. >> stephanie: girls flying into the jukebox. all right. 45 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie mill
's on thursday. >> that means our tax lady -- >> stephanie: all right. jim you can work that out off air. >> romney: i love this state, love big birds. >> i love you women! >> are love the lamp. >> are you just saying that because you saw it. >> romney: i love big bird. >> you are going to love our nuts. [ applause ] >> stephanie: all right. july in portland. hello, july. >> caller: hey, steph. thanks for all of the great work you guys do. >> stephanie: thank you. thank you. there are five stages of lying from oh, i have a headache and i don't want to meet you for coffee, all the way to what is called a pseudolift. that is a person who is so immersed in their own lies that it becomes their reality. >> stephanie: exactly. >> caller: mittens is there. >> stephanie: he is a really good liar. if i were the president i would have been a little startled as well. by the way -- the president said we can't -- who -- he said we can't double down on trickle down. >> romney: i said the president's vision is trickle-down government. and i don't think that's what america believes in. i
. [ ding ding ] >> doesn't all porn involve -- [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: jim louise! >> no, it doesn't. >> i've seen enough of it. i've taken a sample. crosses both political -- >> so you lived in utah. >> no, i did not. >> stephanie: all i can say is that's good polling. speaking of which, hal sparks blowing the roof off the paramount in seattle saturday night. [ explosion ] >> literally. there is no roof. >> stephanie: in a comedic sense. >> fortunately it never rains -- oh, wait a minute. >> stephanie: santa rosa writes my ribs hurt. a lot of ribs, a lot of facial hurting. ribs hurting right? after see seering you for the first time you certainly have a red hot ass. >> sorry. i was at the zoo. >> stephanie: joanna from san diego got settled into our seats. who was next to us? lynn and dave. i introduced myself as sid in santa rosa. we had an instant family experience. >> they start arguing. >> stephanie: that's what happens at sexy liberal. >> they talked for six hours. >> huzzah! >> stephanie: they
. >> stephanie: we didn't have to worry about that when i was just radio. jim was just reading something. why that crappy presidential debate won't change anyone's mind by most accounts wednesday's night debate was one of the worst anybody could remember. mitt romney presented a pile of lies that were unchallenged. >> stephanie: yeah, the medias main -- what do you call -- >> goal is to have a horse race. >> stephanie: right. i don't think that means, suddenly like karl frisch just said, this is a huge game changer. >> i think that they should change the rules in the next debate in that that there should be some. >> stephanie: the muppets thing is really funny. cut pbs you have got a bunch of [ censor bleep ]ed muppets. good morning congresswoman. what was your impression of last night? >> i thought governor romney came across as very aggressive but he was really saying the same thing that he has been saying all along. i'm not going to put everything on the table and have a comprehensive solution to our economic problems because heaven forbid we would raise taxes on peop
. >> stephanie: right. right. >> like cancer. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: oh, jim ward. he specializes in dark humor. >> the cancer jokes keep coming. >> hitler has cancer great. hilarious. ♪ >> stephanie: well hitler -- well that's funny. okay. 58 minutes -- >> can we just move on to the next hour. >> stephanie: yeah penny marshall is coming up so let her pull us out. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." she is awesome. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ ♪ a child, i'm a mother i'm a sinner, i'm a saint, i do not feel ashamed ♪ ♪ i'm your dream, i'm nothing in between, now know you wouldn't want it any other way ♪ >> yeah i would. >> yeah. >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." 26 minutes after the hour. oh, my god. travis, t-bone our associate producer -- >> okay. see i can't tweet dana lohse because she has blocked me. however, travis said oh, my god, i love the fact that dana lohse has a birthday before stephanie miller. >> stephanie: and what did she say? >> she replied back yeah except i'm a million years
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